Things That Don't Work featuring Tone Words.

1. My Blog
So far, this blog has been a successful failure. Why? Oh, I don't know. However I spent part of the half day this week attempting to fix it. Hopefully it works because if not, I really and truly may scream. I will be very IRATE if this fails to work. Also, I will be very DISMAYED.
2. Not Subtracting Z Scores from .5000
This is how you fail a Statistics test. Although, I do find it somewhat AMUSING that I helped alot of the class on understanding this subject. But then I took the test and completely bombed it. Thankfully, Ms. Raji is letting us retake it, making me feel very RELIEVED.
3. This Weather
Ok, so this would be where I throw in a funny story that nobody will really think is funny. Thats ok, because this story delights me. Nearly a year ago, my mom bought me a 1998 Dodge Ram 1500. I named the truck Oakley and she has been my partner in crime ever since. However, Oakley is not perfect. The previous owners took very good care of this truck, and even renovated some things, such as the installation of power windows and locks (kind of). When they were doing these things, they also tinted the windows. When the back window was put back in, the mechanics did not properly reseal the frame. Do you know what happens when your car window is not properly sealed? Well, I can tell you. What happens is water leaks in through the cracks in the sealent, and collect inside the vehicle. Have I ever mentioned that mold DISGUSTS me? I guess we all know what I get to do on the next sunshiny day :)
4. Driving to a Cornmaze in the Middle of God-Only-Knows-Where and North of Cartersville and Calhoun When You Have to Be Home By 11pm.
This past Saturday, I figured out how Odysseus felt when sailing home. Some friends and I decided to go to Cagles Dairy and Cornmaze. Did you know they have two locations? One is about a hour away from Alpharetta, while the other is about 3 hours away. Well, when we left Cartersville (I have some friends that live there) for the dairy, I assumed we were going to the Cornmaze near Alpharetta. Long story short, I was very, very late getting home, and am now very, very grounded for the remainder of the week. FRUSTRATING, yes, but I am still THRILLED that I got to go.
5. Bill Long going to Georgia Tech
Bill is one of my best friends, and is currently a sophomore at Tech. While I do like this quite a bit more than when he moved to freaking Michigan to live with his dad, I still never get to see him. If only he lived closer than 45 minutes away. That would be JOYOUS.
6. Trying to Eat a Full Entree from Ippilitos
As much as I love Chicken Eggplant Parmigiana and Chicken Parmigiana, I can really only eat the spaghetti that come with one of these entrees, which is quite DISHEARTENING. What a pity.

Hopefully this works :)